izzetheking:

Not to be gay or anything but i wonder how many penises i can fit into my mouth

(via purpleoyster)

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Anonymous: Whose the guy that was in your life and isn't anymore?

he was the best friend of my lesbian. since i love my lesbian, i became close with the best friend. but the lesbian and the best friend became emotionally dependent on each other, and the relationship became destructive. so the best friend cut all ties with the lesbian and friends of the lesbian. all we are left with are memories and feelings.

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there are two types of people in the world

  • people who get my humor and love me for that
  • people who do not get me and my humor, therefore not loving me

    i think it’s very simple 

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awkward things my parents will see me do

  • cursing a lot
  • jacking off
  • seducing and making out with another boy

i’ll be playing hanschen in a production of spring awakening.
super excited.

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Anonymous: Would you consider yourself a happy person?

in general yes! of course! but i cycle through most emotions every day, and usually i’m on this website in a bad mood. therefore i may seem depressed, just read through all my posts, you’ll see!

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Anonymous: how can you say that you're gay if you even used to get turned on by girls? I'm a gay male and have never been turned on by a girl in anyway. And i'm not trying to be rude just don't understand.

there seems to be a misunderstanding. i wrote previously “i used to think that boobies were the bestest things to have boners for”

this implies in no way that i was turned on by girls, but that i believed i was supposed to be attracted to girls.

sexual orientation is a continuum, not just gay and straight. so while i do identify as gay, sometimes i am confused about my sexuality. and i truly believe everyone has their problems at some point.

ps. you only come off as rude because your grammer is bad 

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Anonymous: what's you **coming out story**

well my family thought that i was gay because i liked glee (i kno right)and were like “if you are, we still love you”
then i was like “i can come out, fuck waiting”
so my dad gave me a huge talk about how he and my mom love me no matter what

then i came out. the end 

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Anonymous: have you ever gotten turned on by a girl, even a little bit, ever?

yes. i used to think that boobies were the bestest things to have boners for.

no more

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Anonymous: how far have you gotten (sexually) with a guy?

gosh anon. you really want to know, don’t you?
WWEEEEELLLLLLLL, i briefly sucked this guy’s dick this one time.

but we don’t talk about these things evelyn, because it makes us sad

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Anonymous: ever had a dick in your mouth?

damnnit. i knew i was going to get one of those…

the answer is yes, and she liked it very much

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